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Posted by MarkP0rter - November 17th, 2008


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Posted by MarkP0rter - November 10th, 2008


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Posted by MarkP0rter - November 2nd, 2008


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So currently a lot of people hate the USA because of Bush and Im sure if McCain becomes president people will start to hate the USA even more so I hope this wont happen. In fact I think I would be shocked if McCain becomes president.


Posted by MarkP0rter - October 26th, 2008


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Posted by MarkP0rter - October 9th, 2008


Wonderful LETS MOAN About the USA topic

Okay so LIFE ON MARS will air on ABC today. A wonderful and great British show I have loved a lot. What is the deal with American networks and taking GOOD British shows and instead of just IMPORTING them they make their very own version of it with some really shit music. They did it with The Office, failed with Red Dwarf and Spaced was canned because they couldn't make it funny and I'm glad about that because I just love Spaced.

oh here is a link that might work
http://abc.go.com/video/

but hey who knows this might still be an enjoyable show- its just frustrating british shows get re-made and americanized or however you would spell that one


Posted by MarkP0rter - October 7th, 2008


it reads: You haven't filled out your profile yet,
maybe you can find some people in the chat rooms who have.

THERE ARE PEOPLE in the chat rooms who have already filled out MY profile? Impressive.

AOL LOGIC


Posted by MarkP0rter - August 2nd, 2008


I love it how EVERYTIME somebody points out a submission is shit they will get "People think this is a useless review." But then on the other hand it could only be the creator who votes for those comments to be useless.

I think back in the day you could actually see how many people dont agree with a comment. That doesn't exist anymore nowadays- how lame.

I just feel like quoting some comments given to The Sicksons:

kingchideau876:

How the hell did that get on the front page? Next time add some jokes actually related to the simpsons and not just a bunch of characters talking about rape.

People think this is a useless review.

dizzyb007:

thats shit was sick but in a bad way don't make anymore please.

People think this is a useless review.

mkdude4lyfe

I dont think this deserves the front page at all...
I dont think it was funny...

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Actually people (or at least ONE person) thinks my review is helpful though:

MarkP0rter:

you just made a movie for the fun of it and thats totally cool. its always great to see people who enjoy creating something. i think the art was traced in pretty much every case but bart- i dont really know about the humour either. homer's voice was okay i would say.

anyways there is one thing that is KIND of bothering me but you are already aware of it yourself so you seem like a cool person to me and like ive said i dont blame you.

"FRONT PAGE FOR THIS HUNKA CRAP?! "

thats pretty much what i was thinking myself and once again it proves my point that tom fulp is a moron. now why did you get front page? two simple reasons: 1) tom fulp is a moron 2) you made fun of pop culture so as long as you keep on doing fun of Mario, Zelda or in this case The Simpsons there will be enough people who will like it. It's a crying shame.

Also the music was way louder than the voices which was fucking annoying. Background music is supposed to be in the background and not in the foreground.

People find this review helpful!

The Sicksons


Posted by MarkP0rter - July 13th, 2008


The next two weeks I'll be off to Sweden (Trelleborg) and Denmark (Copenhagen) visiting friends of mine. I really want to try their food (but no fish, please) so if you know Danish/Swedish food tell me what I should check out. I'm certainly going to drink a lot of cider and Faxe Kondi. If you live around those places/have been there tell me what I should do there and what I should check out. Otherwise happy summer holidays to all of you. Have I good time. I know I will.

I'm off to Sweden/Denmark


Posted by MarkP0rter - March 10th, 2008


chat log fun for the whole family

MarkP0rter (11:42:40 pm): did you ever notice there are many Os in your name
tycooooo2 (11:42:59 pm): 5
MarkP0rter (11:43:16 pm): do girls makes the OOO face when they ride your boner coaster?
tycooooo2 (11:43:40 pm): im a girl.
MarkP0rter (11:43:50 pm): so am i
MarkP0rter (11:43:56 pm): no sorry haha
tycooooo2 (11:44:05 pm): ur rlly weird.
(11:45:17 pm)tycooooo2 is offline.


Posted by MarkP0rter - February 17th, 2008


So I was just browsing the front page of youtube and I saw "Kermit the Frog reacts to "2 girls one cup"". I don't know but youtube is a website EVERYBODY visits. KIDS from any country and they have something with "2 girls one cup" on their FRONT PAGE. Now kids who don't know it will google it and look it up.
I think its very terrible such a website (which should be family friendly in my opinion) puts something like that on their frontpage.
I thought the video was funny though (because I am an adult and sadly also know 2 girls one cup).