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I only talk to retards

Posted by MarkP0rter - July 26th, 2007


i only talk to retards which is very annoying but it can also be fun. nearly every day some idiot will message me and it will be awful. i thought maybe its fun to collect those conversations so i will just paste some stuff here and maybe post more in the future. i wont save such crap on my hard drive because its simply a waste.

(#)(R)HEVA (L) DANNY (R)(#): y in shows like the simpsons do all english wear bowler hats and have bucked yellow teeth?
(#)(R)HEVA (L) DANNY (R)(#): it confuses me
(#)(R)HEVA (L) DANNY (R)(#): is it just stereotyping?
(#)(R)HEVA (L) DANNY (R)(#): cuz we don't u know
(#)(R)HEVA (L) DANNY (R)(#): we do drink ALOT of tea tho
(#)(R)HEVA (L) DANNY (R)(#): well i do
Mark: no of course it isn't just stereotyping. why do you think it is? if they make a cartoon like the simpsons the whole crew will fly to the UK and interview 50 locals
Mark: after they have gathered enough information they will create a character that resambles the common local the best
(#)(R)HEVA (L) DANNY (R)(#): oh ryt is that lyk in london?
Mark: could you please spell proper english for god's sake
(#)(R)HEVA (L) DANNY (R)(#): it's easier the way i do it
(#)(R)HEVA (L) DANNY (R)(#): less hassle
Mark: alseri thwsn i wld also atak lthe eaweys way
Mark: if sydou dont mifsd

(#)(R)HEVA (L) DANNY (R)(#): no i don't tlk lyk that i talk lyk how u wud send a txt msg
(#)(R)HEVA (L) DANNY (R)(#): see?
Mark: its still really annoying to read and i dont want to cope with it because its more a pain in the ass to read your gibberish than to type proper english
(#)(R)HEVA (L) DANNY (R)(#): it takes alot longer to write in proper english
(#)(R)HEVA (L) DANNY (R)(#): instead of like i use lyk and instead of time i use tym etc
(#)(R)HEVA (L) DANNY (R)(#): it's far from gibberish
Mark: instead of twat i use cunt

I only talk to retards


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(#)(R)HEVA (L) DANNY (R)(#): hi
Mark: yo
(#)(R)HEVA (L) DANNY (R)(#): howa you?
Mark: cool
Mark: just reading some bashing
(#)(R)HEVA (L) DANNY (R)(#): =]
(#)(R)HEVA (L) DANNY (R)(#): bashing??
Mark: people bash me
Mark: its fun
(#)(R)HEVA (L) DANNY (R)(#): wot is that?
Mark: what is what exactly
(#)(R)HEVA (L) DANNY (R)(#): bashing?
Mark: english
Mark: do you speak it?
(#)(R)HEVA (L) DANNY (R)(#): yh
Mark: i cant tell
Mark: in fact you even managed to spell "yeh" wrong
Mark: and if you speak english you are supposed to know the word bashing
(#)(R)HEVA (L) DANNY (R)(#): we say it yh round here
Mark: the whole thing would be different if english wasnt your native language
Mark: where is that? idiotland?
Mark: nobody says yh