I don't usually spend time on any kind of instant messenger, but when I do, that's what my conversations look like.
I go out of my way to piss people off on IRC networks or any kind of chatroom. I like to see how long it takes for them to block me, kick me, or leave.
burningtephra
You usually just come off as a pompous dick, really. I imagine talking to you is more painful than talking to them.