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MarkP0rter's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 40 (From 13 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 555 Points

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Ban That Fulp!

Locked Medal Wade Mode 5 Points Activated Wade mode
Over 500! Unlocked 11/13/11
25 Points Ban him at 500 + MPH
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Medals Earned: 3/4 (35/40 points)

endeavor

Endeavor Unlocked 6/2/11
5 Points Fall to the world below.
Locked Medal Glutton 5 Points Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Locked Medal Infamous 5 Points Kill 5 creatures.
Locked Medal Smell the Roses 5 Points Touch 100 flowers.
Locked Medal Antibiotic 10 Points Kill 20 creatures.
Locked Medal Florist 10 Points Touch 300 flowers.
Locked Medal Only the Strongest 10 Points Max out your endurance bar.
Locked Medal Overachiever 10 Points Collect 11 gems.
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!
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Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/115 points)

Friday: The Game

Burn Baby Burn! Unlocked 4/26/11
5 Points Disco inferno
Locked Medal Cereal Killer 5 Points What a nutty way to die!
DERP! Unlocked 4/26/11
5 Points Fail at typing
Locked Medal Have a Nice Trip! 5 Points See you next FALL!
Locked Medal Oh Poop 5 Points Wrong game, jackass!
Oh Poop II Unlocked 4/26/11
5 Points You found some poo!
Locked Medal Oh Poop III 5 Points Well, at least now you fit into
Locked Medal Road Kill 5 Points Fall out of the car.
Locked Medal Suicide 5 Points Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Locked Medal ZAP! 5 Points What a SHOCKING experience!
Going Viral Unlocked 4/26/11
10 Points Based on a true story.
Locked Medal Partyin, Partyin, NO! 25 Points Just say NO !
Locked Medal Poop Princess 25 Points Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Locked Medal Winaholic 25 Points Find all 3 good endings.
Locked Medal Everybody's Rushin 50 Points Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Locked Medal Loseaholic 50 Points Lose in every way possible.
Locked Medal Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! 50 Points Get to the party!
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/18 (25/385 points)

Help the Hero!

LEVEL1 Unlocked 7/29/11
5 Points Beat Level1
LEVEL2 Unlocked 7/29/11
5 Points Beat LEvel 2
LEVEL3 Unlocked 7/29/11
5 Points Beat Level 3
LEVEL4 Unlocked 7/29/11
5 Points Beat Level 4
LEVEL5 Unlocked 7/29/11
5 Points Beat Level 5
LEVEL6 Unlocked 7/29/11
5 Points Beat Level 6
LEVEL7 Unlocked 7/29/11
5 Points Beat Level 7
LEVEL8 Unlocked 7/29/11
5 Points Beat Level 8
LEVEL9 Unlocked 7/29/11
25 Points Beat Level 9
Locked Medal CHALLENGE 50 Points Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.

Medals Earned: 9/10 (65/115 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 6/3/10
5 Points Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Locked Medal Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Locked Medal Hop A Cop 10 Points Bypass a cop by moving over him
Locked Medal Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Locked Medal Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Locked Medal Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Locked Medal Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Locked Medal Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Locked Medal Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Locked Medal Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Locked Medal Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Leave Cthulhu Alone

Bomb a Shield Unlocked 12/8/11
5 Points You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
Locked Medal Level 1 5 Points You have completed the first and easiest level!
Lunatic Fringe Unlocked 12/8/11
5 Points You have made a Monster Loonie!
Mystic Moider Unlocked 12/8/11
5 Points You've killed with the mystic!
Professor Bomb Unlocked 12/8/11
5 Points You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
Cop Bat Unlocked 12/8/11
10 Points You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
Level 10 Unlocked 12/8/11
10 Points You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
Rival Schooling Unlocked 12/8/11
10 Points You've killed a Rival!
Close Call Unlocked 12/8/11
25 Points You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
Locked Medal Level 20 25 Points You are way deep in it now!
Locked Medal Maniac Cop 25 Points You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
Locked Medal Rival Meets Lightning 25 Points You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
Shield Slapper Unlocked 12/8/11
25 Points You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
Rival Love Tap Unlocked 12/8/11
50 Points You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
Locked Medal WINNER 50 Points You have completed the game! Amazing!

Medals Earned: 10/15 (150/280 points)

Looming

Traveler Unlocked 7/11/10
5 Points Enter a portal.
Locked Medal Excavator 10 Points Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Locked Medal Repeat Visitor 10 Points Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Locked Medal Archaeologist 25 Points Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Locked Medal Binary Abacist 50 Points Collect all of the tally beads.
Locked Medal Lithocryptologist 50 Points Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Locked Medal Lorem Archivist 50 Points Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Locked Medal Priest of Science 50 Points Collect all of the Path rings.
Locked Medal Seecha Expert 50 Points Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Locked Medal Xenopaleontologist 50 Points Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/500 points)

Poltergifts

Locked Medal Close Encounter 5 Points Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Jolly Killing Unlocked 12/23/10
5 Points Kill 100 enemies
Man Handler Unlocked 12/23/10
5 Points Kill an enemy with your fist
Locked Medal Combo Madness 10 Points Do a 6 kill combo
Locked Medal Present Frenzy 10 Points Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Locked Medal Strike! 10 Points Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Locked Medal Survivalist 10 Points Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Locked Medal Too Hot For TV 10 Points Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Locked Medal Deathmas 25 Points Experience death from all enemy types
Locked Medal Efficiency 25 Points Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Locked Medal Immortal 25 Points Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Locked Medal Kingpin 25 Points Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Locked Medal Naughty Or Nice 25 Points Kill 1 of each enemy type
Locked Medal Spoiled Rotten 25 Points Upgrade everything at least once
Locked Medal Spread The Joy 25 Points Use all weapons
Locked Medal Dark Time 50 Points Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Locked Medal Darkest Night 50 Points Reach half the Wave Mode
Locked Medal Evil Dawn 50 Points Beat the Wave Mode
Locked Medal Hell Time 100 Points Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Locked Medal Well Prepared 100 Points Fully upgrade all weapons and traps

Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/590 points)

Psychosomnium

Locked Medal Bee's Medal 10 Points Meet Bee!
Mitch's Medal Unlocked 4/17/11
10 Points Meet Mitch!
Shirley's Medal Unlocked 4/17/11
10 Points Meet Shirley!
Locked Medal Magician's Medal 25 Points Kill the magician!

Medals Earned: 2/4 (20/55 points)

Street Fighter Collab

Locked Medal Domestic Violence 25 Points X marks the spot!
Locked Medal Tiger Nipples 25 Points Give 'em a pinch!
Locked Medal Tiger Uppercut 25 Points Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Locked Medal Turtles 25 Points Nobody likes a turtle!
Locked Medal Yodelay-hee-hoo! 25 Points Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Locked Medal Ono Boners 50 Points Oh Ono!
Bloodshot Unlocked 5/21/09
100 Points Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Locked Medal Egg Hunter 100 Points Find all the secret movies!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/375 points)