MarkP0rter's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[This Game Makes Sense]

great game

but level 18 is a cunt. played for 30 minutes. overall EVERY LEVEL is a cunt so why do i enjoy torturing myself so badly? i was like OH FUCK OFF at every level but i just couldnt stop and needed to know what comes next / how many levels this game has. i hope its only 20 and i was close to the end. im wondering how much time you spend TESTING this and figuring out your level designs are even possible. it kinda makes me laugh a bit to see this coded in flash where i think it could be done so quickly and easily in tgf 2- poor clickteam no one is using their products even in cases when they are perfect for the final product. anyways super game. trippy art, if the music hadnt been so great i would have given up way earlier. loved all the fucked up details and also laughed my ass off about your ideas and art. it has some really cheesy and "crap" touch and thats why i love it. like its the stuff i would show around at work and everyone was like : WTF IS THAT CRAP? YOU ARE WEIRD- thats how i like my games/movies. so great work. especially for the time you had. now i hope this also gets front page. cheers

thinking-man responds:

It was 20 levels ;)

It also got the front page, for like 30 minutes...

[Friday: The Game]

pretty good so far

but why doesn't: take soap / use soap / use soap with dress

anything soap related work

i could wash my hands but "something is missing" so i wanted to wash my hands with the soap but that doesnt work either

HOW DOES THE SOAP WORK ARGH?!

thinking-man responds:

soap and sink.

[Fly Away!]

quite artistic

i dont really know how many starts to give this so since i dont want to be rude i dont give any stars. i have never been a fan of the star system anyways. its stupid. i think that way people avoid commenting on stuff which is really a shame so fuck the system and fuck newgrounds system. newgrounds can fuck off anyways.

so anyways i think the game is really a nice idea and something artistic. i like the music and the different words and meanings you put into it. thats basically all i can say. i dont know how high you can fly because i gave up after a while so sorry if there is something more to come. tell me if there is and i will try it again. still nice work. i hope people wont delete it :)

4mlr responds:

Hello, you are as closest to the end as the color of background is darkest. Try to finish the game! In the end - happy end :)