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Best Redesign Ever! Best Redesign Ever!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars March 14, 2012

this is actually the kind of stuff i want to see on newgrounds. great voice acting and people saying loly stuff. nice animation as well.


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The turtle killed the sun The turtle killed the sun

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 22, 2012

i fucking love you. seriously ive been a fan of your animations for ever. your animations have always been fucking awesome and epic frame by frame work. im just so blown away by this one how smooth your life work suddenly got. everything is so smooth and even sexier. i also loved all the character design. the giraffe was the best and made me lol so much
seriously super fucking epic work as always. i fucking love you.


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golfinho responds:

are u cool, u should do animatiopn.


PP - Parable of Good/Bad PP - Parable of Good/Bad

Rated 4 / 5 stars January 3, 2012

lovely work

well i really liked the story and idea behind this. ive to admit this actually made me think and that happens to be rare on here. i mostly come her for some random entertainment and don't expect something with some deep meaning while this got one. i like it. what exactly do they say at the end? in the cash? no that can't be right.


JordanD responds:

In La'Kesh. It means "I am another you". An alternate ending phrase to Namaste :)

Recent Game Reviews


Tukky's Christmas 2 Tukky's Christmas 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 24, 2011

cute little platformer

this is a pretty lovely christmas game. the engine seems flawless and the level design is quite clever. in some cases it can be a bit annoying because its like the leap of faith in iniana jones 3 but luckily i always landed on a platform. yet kinda scary.

i found all those hidden passages to be quite clever and exciting to find.
i really liked the idea of getting new skills. this turns this little cute christmas game into a metroidvania. just trying out to jump up any area i could jump up whether it was with the double jump or wall jump just to find a hidden presents adds a lot of exploration and fun to this game.
great character design in that game. i just love how happy that little mouse dude looks and how his ears wave around when he is doing his little silly walk cycle.
so overall a good game with a good engine, nice music and nice graphics. i also liked the idea that this game was happening in a certain time span where you first see the happy sun with that happy face and then it tuns night and the moon comes out (which is lacking a face). one improvement: i would have loved to know how many levels there are and WHAT level i am currently in. i just walked from level to level and after a while i felt kinda lost "hm what level am i in now? how many more to go?" thats something that could be easily added.


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This Game Makes Sense This Game Makes Sense

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 5, 2011

great game

but level 18 is a cunt. played for 30 minutes. overall EVERY LEVEL is a cunt so why do i enjoy torturing myself so badly? i was like OH FUCK OFF at every level but i just couldnt stop and needed to know what comes next / how many levels this game has. i hope its only 20 and i was close to the end. im wondering how much time you spend TESTING this and figuring out your level designs are even possible. it kinda makes me laugh a bit to see this coded in flash where i think it could be done so quickly and easily in tgf 2- poor clickteam no one is using their products even in cases when they are perfect for the final product. anyways super game. trippy art, if the music hadnt been so great i would have given up way earlier. loved all the fucked up details and also laughed my ass off about your ideas and art. it has some really cheesy and "crap" touch and thats why i love it. like its the stuff i would show around at work and everyone was like : WTF IS THAT CRAP? YOU ARE WEIRD- thats how i like my games/movies. so great work. especially for the time you had. now i hope this also gets front page. cheers


Manly-Chicken responds:

It was 20 levels ;)

It also got the front page, for like 30 minutes...


Friday: The Game Friday: The Game

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 26, 2011

pretty good so far

but why doesn't: take soap / use soap / use soap with dress

anything soap related work

i could wash my hands but "something is missing" so i wanted to wash my hands with the soap but that doesnt work either

HOW DOES THE SOAP WORK ARGH?!


Manly-Chicken responds:

soap and sink.

Recent Audio Reviews


Do A Barrel Roll Remix Do A Barrel Roll Remix

Rated 3 / 5 stars June 9, 2011

nice and fun song with a great tune

I really like the fact you give credit to Dschinghis Khan for their song Moskau which you are covering there. seriously come on man this way people will think you made it all up yourself and won't even know its a remake / cover.

lets just simply ignore this fact. little yank kids won't even notice. ignorance is a bliss yadda yadda



Afternoon Colors Afternoon Colors

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 20, 2010

shit man

your music is so good! i love this! great song. very well done i think. the bass line that later comes in is probably a bit TOO heavy. maybe you can try to tone it down a bit?



Phillip J. Fry Phillip J. Fry

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars January 19, 2008

very good

this is very good. i like it a lot. overall i like the original song and i like the remix they use in futurama. i also like how your song loops very well. you know originally the song was written by Pierre Henry and it's named Psyché Rock. its from 1967. the futurama theme is just a remix. you can hear the original on youtube. i did a search for you so you can hear the original version. this is RELATED to your song so I hope NG won't delete my account or stuff just because i want to talk about your song. oh i think it would be nicer if you could get rid of the voice samples in the song though so everybody can use it in their flash projects. here is the youtube video with the original song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKz4qV mUz84 and that was in 1967 IMPRESSIVE if you ask me


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Peptotrippin responds:

That shit is a fucking mindtrip.

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Recent Art Reviews


hildebrandt_valentine-s-day_small Valentine's day.

Rated 5 / 5 stars Feb 14, 2012

haha einfach nur geil. i couldn't agree more!



johannek_that-warm-feeling That warm feeling

Rated 5 / 5 stars Jan 3, 2012

wonderful work

it's just very disappointing to see that this piece only has one review so far. its also disappointing to see that i cant come up with yn good text to express my feelings about this piece. well i guess i really like the facial expressions and soft water colours. i also like the fact they have red noses. im a sucker for red noses. every time i draw red noses people ask me "do your people have a cold" just fuck off. the same would also go for people who say "are your people drunk?" they can fuck off as well but no one is creative enough to come up with that question. anyways what im trying to say here is that its a lovely piece of work and even if there isnt a storm of reviews fuck it cause your piece is awesome. i really like the LEFT eyebrow of that chick. i somehow think it wasnt intended to look like that / you were trying to mirror the faces so her left looks like her right so both sides are equal. we all know real human faces arent symetric so i think its awesome you can see that slight difference on that chicks face even if it was probably unintentional. also with the left eye brow up it gives her a certain look as if she was ... i dont really know... probably a really cynical bitch haha
also this reminds me of The Doors for some reason. got some 60s touch/vibe to it. oh and i also love how his skin is dark blue and her's is light blue. keep up the great work.


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Johannek responds:

oooh, thank you for this long review mark!
Yeah i just found out that red noses are awesome, haha. I was trying to point out the ''warm areas''. if that makes any sense.
The eyebrow was unintentional, haha. But everyone can interpret this any way they want!
And funny you should say that, The doors are one of my favorite bands! Thank you so much for your kind words! :)


lazymuffin_bobs-burgers Bobs Burgers

Rated 4 / 5 stars Nov 5, 2011

ive no idea what boob burgers are

but of my local mc donalds had them im sure id order them every day. i like boobies. so what is that show? its nice you did very very subtle shading under the nose and her legs.