There once was this gay person who added me to MSN and would talk to me. The first conversation we had was really hilarious. It ended with him saying "OH SHIT I HAVE TO GO MY BOYFRIEND IS CRYING".
All the time he had to tell me how GAY he is like this one:

Dallas: When I have sex, it's either me getting fucked in the ass, me giving head, or me jerking him off.
Dallas: I don't like other people touching my wang.
Dallas: I'm weird like that.
Mark: i dont want to know
Mark: lalala

Dallas: Sometimes, there's shit on his cock from fucking me in the ass
Mark: STFU
Dallas: HAHAHA

I think he finally blocked me- at least I hope he did:

Dallas: Do you realize how impossible you are?
Dallas: You're pathetic
Dallas: You're obnoxious
Dallas: If anyone's a smart ass it's you.
Mark: i might be but you are overreacting which is more entertaining
Dallas: Typical stubborn-European dickhead (<-sounds like racism to me)
Mark: you go totally nuts and insane over little things people have said on the internet
Dallas: I'm not going nuts or insane
Dallas: I just type faster
Mark: and you are calling ME pathetic?
Dallas: You are
Mark: i cant help it but laugh like hell

Dallas: Because you hide the pain
Dallas: with laughter
Mark: what pain?
Dallas: You seriously have this mindset that you know everything there is to know about America and Europe. You assume that, like many Americans, I know NOTHING about Europe.
Mark: im not suffering from any pain
Mark: but it seems like you are
Dallas: And you have no idea how annoying it is.
Mark: im not driving totally nuts
Mark: dude go to some anger managment
Mark: or suck some cocks or whatever you gay people love to do but calm down
Dallas: How can you tell I'm angry over the internet?
Dallas: Because I type fast?
Dallas: AND IN ALL CAPS
Dallas: ?
Dallas: You're retarded.
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