MarkP0rter's News

where is the skyrim collab?

2011-12-23 07:37:53 by MarkP0rter

i once read someone was doing a skyrim collab. is it done already? still possible to join? what happened to it?
cant find it anymore so please let me know if you know anything about it thx



the super awesome team tolstoy released their game jam game and you can play it here

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
585053

once again i want to say millions of thanks to my team mates who were all super awesome. everyone did a wonderful job and i am pretty proud of our final product we have accomplished together as a team. collaborating was just so much fun.

cheers and love

mark


tl;dr

2011-11-25 05:16:05 by MarkP0rter

http://longestjokeintheworld.com/


An open letter to Americunts

2011-11-07 09:53:11 by MarkP0rter

read this wiki page (ng might gay up the url. not sure about that. good thing there is no fucking edit button)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unethical _human_experimentation_in_the_United_S tates



and a topic: humans and technology.

this is the result: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
579730
enjoy

they gave me 18 hours for an animation


talking to a bot

2011-08-14 15:53:39 by MarkP0rter

verocet:
21:41:42
hey!
Mark:
21:43:50
hey
verocet:
21:43:58
Hey what's up? 22/F here. u?
Mark:
21:44:06
14/f/cali
verocet:
21:44:14
Hmm. Have we chatted before?
Mark:
21:44:39
i want to see pics
of you naked
now spam me
spam bot
verocet:
21:44:47
No sorry not on this computer
Mark:
21:44:48
DO YOUR SPAMMY THING
verocet:
21:44:58
Oh ok. I wasn't sure. Anyways... Whats up?
Mark:
21:45:07
my penis since i love talking to spam bots
verocet:
21:45:16
A bot? not hardly babe. Are you?
Mark:
21:45:23
yes im r2d2
verocet:
21:45:34
Oh Im like sooo bored. Theres nothing to do.
Mark:
21:45:43
how about you spam me?
verocet:
21:45:45
Oooo wait. I got a fun idea. Have you ever watched a girI strip on cam b4?
Mark:
21:45:46
thats an option for sure
verocet:
21:45:56
WellII.... Do you want to watch me strip on cam?
Mark:
21:46:13
how would you get on there if you are able to strip ON it? you must be pretty tiny
verocet:
21:46:28
Yeah??? Yay! Ok weIl you have to signup on this site so that i cant be recorded.
lt onIy takes a seconnd an its frree. k?
Mark:
21:47:01
i don't like stuff that's frree
21:47:12
cant you charge me money, please?
verocet:
21:47:14
http://access.im/9/nikki go there thenn at the top cIlick on the golId JOlN FREE button ok?
Mark:
21:47:33
whats with all the double letters anyways? was your programmers keyboard broken
verocet:
21:47:45
AIso it wiIl ask for a credit card whhen you signup. But DONT worrry
21:48:01
lt dosennt charge the carrd at alI. Not even 1 penny. lts just to maake sure that your oveer 18. k?
Mark:
21:49:12
iiaam noot overr 18. ive tolld you i aam 14
verocet:
21:49:28
K babe welI hurrry up. When you get lIogged in then viiew my cam and we can haave some fun
21:49:43
l also havve some toys ;-X but you have to tipp me some goId or takee me in private to seee those.
Mark:
21:49:57
do you collect action figures or pokemons?
verocet:
21:50:07
Hey Iets taIlk on there my aim iis messing up.
Mark:
21:50:25
yeh i can tell. you write in funny ways
switch to linux. problem solved


osama animated gif

2011-05-02 09:36:18 by MarkP0rter

Srsly is it just me or is 2011 the year where A F'ING LOT IS GOING ON including me graduating

hope NG plays animated gifs just fine.

osama animated gif


orly OSAMA is dead.

2011-05-02 09:20:06 by MarkP0rter

Srsly is it just me or is 2011 the year where A F'ING LOT IS GOING ON including me graduating


I need your help - new movie

2011-03-24 18:54:01 by MarkP0rter

I've made some animation for a competition (which I'm trying to win). the movie with the most facebook likes wins so I am kindly asking you for your help to like the video on facebook :)

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.ph p?v=10150163224724066

in order to like the video you need to like clickteam first- sadly thats how facebook is coded. i know it's stupid but once you have liked the video you can unlike clickteam again if you feel like it.

thanks a MILLION!



I get a feeling that adding a youtube video didn't work